Where sarcasm is DESPISED!
You have entered the realm of Downer Online! A place in which few seem to escape from. Downer Online has sucked many people into its complex electronic world. Including myself, the webmaster.
Downer Online isn't a bad place...no not at all. As a matter of fact, Downer himself is a rather pleasant man. The only times he ever gets mad, he simply says, "JUST FORGET IT!" or he says nothing and walks out of the room. Don't get into an argument with his mother about bills and pills because you'll be arguing for a while!
This is a site dedicated to William J. Downer, 51, of Pitman, NJ. He is a truck driver for DEKA batteries and a church organist. He's a man of faith....a man of GOD! I personally was a man of GOD then wasn't and now am again! That's another website (it would be a large and extensive one...sorry I'm getting ahead of myself where was I?) Oh, yes I remember I was telling you about Downer.
Downer and I (the webmaster) are on the same bowling team in a Tuesday night league. Downer and my brother are on the same team in a Sunday night league. I average around 175 to 180, usually. He happens to average in the 130's. He's improving, however (NO SARCASM THERE...REMEMBER: THIS IS DOWNER ONLINE!)
This site will help you understand a man who's been misunderstood...a man that DESPISES sarcasm so much, that he gave my brother a shower of spit saying so!
Downer is a man who believes in the Lord...however, he believes in the GOP as much as he believes in GOD. A devout Republican, Downer has a neckbreaking speech about how Democrats are Socialists and how they are all bums. He has almost convinced me and I'm not really into politics too much.
Let me allow you to take a look at yourself and see if you will be able to handle Downer online. Apply yourself to the lists below.
So, in conclusion, you will like this site if you are:
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SITE
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